Once upon a time
Once upon a time

Being a Mom

No, but is it really possible for kids to not sleep so much? What about the phrase “sleeping like a baby”? What does it mean—waking up 5 times a night, eating 2 times, and the night ending at 4 AM? Well, no thanks, I’d rather stick to my adult sleep. By the way, did you buy the formula? I thought you would. Find it wherever you can, don’t make it a sin…

Yes, I’m his mom, so what? Fever for already half the day… I’m coming, why didn’t you call earlier? I think we fell asleep under the Christmas tree today, and I’m still holding the block… thanks for watching him.

Oh God, why did we invite clowns? I’m scared of them too!

Vika’s mom? You know, our son would like to invite your daughter to his birthday! Well, they fought over a girl, yes, but now they’re best friends.

Don’t like school? Well, it’s for a while, let’s find the positives together.

Are you sleeping with us again tonight? Okay, I’ll tell a bedtime story. Once upon a time, there was a boy who looked just like you…

No hugging in front of friends? Alright. Sorry, I forgot to knock, I promise it’s the last time. It’s just that you listen to music so loudly, I can’t fall asleep. Yes, now I go to bed earlier and wake you up in the mornings.

Want to watch a movie together? Already have plans… okay then.

Did you forget your passport? Have you checked in for the flight? Call me when you land, please. I’m worried.

Was there something you needed? Can’t sleep? Just wanted to say you love me? And I love you too. Always, of course, always. How else could it be?

Today my eldest turns 16. Carrot cake, candles are ready for the evening, and a sea of emotions for me and my husband. But it seems he’s happy to be with us… and that’s enough :)